Tell your fav animal joke....

[chickengirlnm]

why dont chicken breast have nipples??

they would poke holes in the package when they got cold.

 

[Dawn419]

Okay, not a joke but a funny from my MIL...

I love 'er, she gets me!

 

[GreggsEggs]

My 8 yr old told me this one last week........

Why did the rooster cross the road?




To get to the hot chicks on the other side.

 

[momoftwinsinwi]

What are a woman's 3 favorite animals????

A Jaguar......in the garage

A Mink....in the closet

And of course.....

A Jackass.....to pay for it all!! LOL LOL