Terrible Tenants Thread.

[notabitail]

Wow look at you, eating popcorn whilst I suffer. Ugh. And I thought we were friends.

 

[Alpine Bobwhite]

Wow look at you, eating popcorn whilst I suffer. Ugh. And I thought we were friends.

Until you removed my squad of friendly lawn mowers

 

[The Chick Addict]

You can, through the power of iMaGiNaTiOn

Imagine a big house, with rooms for every regular participant of the thread, a shared kitchen, living room, dining room, and bathrooms, along with more than enough food. Also, it's bomb proof.

You can move in for the low low price of $49.99 plus tax.

Noooo IT'S $99.99 plus tax

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Oh I'm super trust worthy. I still have the scars from when I sliced my finger and thumb with a whittling knife

Yeah you don’t get any weapons. Nobs will cut your butter for you since you’re not even allowed a table knife

He threaten Lucky with one so someone may want to address that.

I’m very confident in Lucky’s ability to protect herself, but that is very rude of him

 

[notabitail]

Yeah you don’t get any weapons. Nobs will cut your butter for you since you’re not even allowed a table knife

Bobby is lucky in that case. I give generous helpings of butter.

 

[Luckyhen006]

I’m very confident in Lucky’s ability to protect herself, but that is very rude of him

 

[Luckyhen006]

Bobby is lucky in that case. I give generous helpings of butter.

People who threaten innocent ladies like me don't deserve more than a sliver of butter.

 

[Luckyhen006]

Yeah you don’t get any weapons. Nobs will cut your butter for you since you’re not even allowed a table knife

You call them table knives

 

[AidKD]

You call them table knives

It's clearly a butter knife.

 

[Luckyhen006]

It's clearly a butter knife.

YES, thank you Aid. At least someone knows what it's called