Terrible Tenants Thread.

[HorseGirlAbby]

THANK YOU

SINCE I’M YOU, DO I HAVE IMMUNITY FROM GETTING SUED TOO?

 

[AidKD]

NATI, BECAUSE YOU ARE COOK, AND YOU ALSO HAVE A VERY LARGE ATTIC TO LIVE IN WITH EVERY AMMENTITY YOU COULD WANT, YOUR BILL PER MONTH WILL BE $200.

 

[AidKD]

SINCE I’M YOU, DO I HAVE IMMUNITY FROM GETTING SUED TOO?

I SUPPOSE SO. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE PROPERTY OWNER.

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

I SUPPOSE SO. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE PROPERTY OWNER.

OK THANKS AIDETH.

 

[AidKD]

NABS, BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING SUCH A PAIN ABOUT YOUR CLOSET AND I WAS STILL VERY NICE ABOUT IT, YOUR MONTHLY BILL IS $2,000.

 

[Addicted To Chickens]

HOUSE RULES:

NOTICE:
EVERY TENANT IS REQUIRED TO FOLLOW ALL TERMS AND CONDITIONS PROVIDED IN THE CONTRACT.

RULES AND CONDITIONS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS THE HOUSE OWNER SEES FIT.

THE HOUSE OWNER RESERVES ALL RIGHTS AS PROPERTY OWNER AND MANAGER TO EVICT ANY AND ALL UNRULY OR HOSTILE TENANTS.

BY READING AND CONTINUING YOU ARE HEREBY STATING THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS AND AGREE AS A TENANT TO WAVE ALL RIGHTS, AND THEREBY LOSE THE PRIVILEGE TO SUE THE PROPERTY OWNER, OR ANYBODY THE PROPERTY OWNER DEEMS IMMUNE.

HOUSE RULE NO. 1:
ALL LIGHTS MUST BE OUT BY 12 A.M. YOUR TIME.

HOUSE RULE NO. 2:
EVERYBODY MUST ATTEND SUPPER TOGETHER AND THERE WILL BE NO COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FOOD EVER.

HOUSE RULE NO. 3:
NABI IS ALLOWED ONE REDDIT POST PER DAY.

HOUSE RULE NO. 4:
EVERYBODY MUST KEEP THEIR LIVING QUARTER CLEAN AND TIDY AT ALL TIMES.

HOUSE RULE NO. 5:
ABSOLUTELY ZERO DISRESPECT OR ARGUING TO THE HOUSE OWNER.

HOUSE RULE NO. 6:
ALL MUSIC MUST BE KEPT AT A REALISTIC LEVEL THAT THE HOUSE OWNER WILL DETERMINE.

HOUSE RULE NO. 7:
NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES OF ANY KIND.

HOUSE RULE NO. 8:
ONE PARTY PER PERSON PER WEEK. THIS EXCLUDES NATI'S KARAOKE PARTIES.

HOUSE RULE NO. 9:
ALL LIVING BILLS MUST BE PAID BY THE FIRST OF THE WEEK WHICH IS MONDAY.

YESSS AID
I'll do weekly karaoke parties then, oh well.

 

[AidKD]

YESSS AID
I'll do weekly karaoke parties then, oh well.

IT EXCLUDES YOUR KARAOKE PARTIES.

 

[Addicted To Chickens]

IT EXCLUDES YOUR KARAOKE PARTIES.

OH WAIT SERIOUSLY??? I READ THAT WRONG
YAY

 

[The Moonshiner]

I need a place to crash.
I'm moving in.

 

[AidKD]

I need a place to crash.
I'm moving in.

You can have the shed out back. There's alot of copper back there you can tinker around with. It just seems...fitting.