TEST: Are You Ready to be a Parent

[PurpleChicken]

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Oh I love that part... SO TRUE...
I love it when IWKs(Idiots without kids) tell me how to handle mine.

 

[poppycat]

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Umm... If given the choice, I'd rather take a couple of goats to the grocery store than my own kids.


mdbucks, thanks for cracking me up

 

[kstaven]

They missed one.

INCONTINENCE TEST
Get a few dogs. The more, the better. Stay up half the night trying to keep them still and quiet while you're trying to concentrate. Insert rawhides into their open mouths whenever possible. Abandon all hopes of concentration and instead spend the evening retrieving their slobbery, chewed-up toys from under heavy pieces of furniture. In between toy retrieval episodes, yell loudly at one of them repeatedly for incessant barking. Drag yourself to bed a couple of hours before sunrise. Just as you're falling asleep, encounter a furry head at the side of the bed, needing to relieve itself. Get dressed and shiver in single-digit temperatures while the dog runs around with glee in the frigid morning air. Haul yourself back up to bed and repeat as needed every hour until each dog has roused you from a sound sleep at least once. Carry on throughout your day as if you'd slept more than 45 minutes in a row. Repeat a variation of this routine every night for the foreseeable future.

 

[TxChiknRanchers]

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[SpottedCrow]

That one gets funnier every time I read it!
Please pass the Depends!
I've heard childbirth being described as this:
Pushing a corned beef through a Pringle's can...
that's just about right...

 

[EweSheep]

oooooooooo! OUCH! Childbirth pains! Luckily for me, I had an emergency C section and a world of mess after that!

Cracks me up and so true with all those things!

Now my daughter started saying WHY on everything I ask of her to do or explain something she saw......

 

[cockadoodlemom]

Thanks mdbucks I needed a great laugh!

 

[mom'sfolly]

Money in the cd player costs you about $250, the fire department is very kind when they unlock your car and retrieve your very happy child who can lock the car, but can't unlock it (the keys were on the seat, I was shoving things in the back and closed the hatch when I heard the click), and cars are supposed to smell like stale french fries.

 

[country freedom]

How did I miss this one!!?? I have been there 6 times, and if I wanted to, could some more times! Although I don't want to.

 

[chickiepoo]

Just found this one. Haven't been on the forum much lately.
This is hysterical! I literally couldn't read but a few words at a time cause my eyes were squeezed shut from laughing. I was in tears immediately. So true, so true. Every word.