Texas summer heat

RuffTuffCreampuff

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10 Years
Mar 27, 2009
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Gainesville, Texas
Anyone who has lived in Texas through the summer will affirm these.

1. Asphalt has a liquid phase.
2. You can actually drive a car with just one finger.
3. Seatbelt buckles make good branding irons.
4. Your greatest fear about bicycling is not being hit by a car, but cooking to death on the
road before the ambulance arrives.
John
 
LOL good one very funny
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Just got thru with all that.
Only one thing about bicycling is that you need to ride outside the tire grooves sos ya don't splash is like water rup your back...
Will not come out when laundered.
 
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so true. at camp we would always step on the squishy asphault to watch it mold like the bottom of our shoe! XD ive never driven so idk. but yes! those buckles get hot hot hot! and i dont bicycle. mostly cause (no i am not lying when i say this) i never learned to ride a bike
 
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i am a misplaced texan, hear me roar.......

Where I'm at it goes to -20 every year.........................

50 degree weather is the start of shorts and T shirt weather.
 

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