Texas summer heat

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by RuffTuffCreampuff, Sep 19, 2009.

  1. RuffTuffCreampuff

    RuffTuffCreampuff Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Anyone who has lived in Texas through the summer will affirm these.

    1. Asphalt has a liquid phase.
    2. You can actually drive a car with just one finger.
    3. Seatbelt buckles make good branding irons.
    4. Your greatest fear about bicycling is not being hit by a car, but cooking to death on the
    road before the ambulance arrives.
    John
     
  2. obe10

    obe10 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL good one very funny [​IMG]
     
  3. Big C

    Big C J & C Farms

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    Just got thru with all that.
    Only one thing about bicycling is that you need to ride outside the tire grooves sos ya don't splash is like water rup your back...
    Will not come out when laundered.
     
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2009
  4. Kesta

    Kesta Pie Crust Malfunction

    Jul 31, 2008
    houston tx
    so true. at camp we would always step on the squishy asphault to watch it mold like the bottom of our shoe! XD ive never driven so idk. but yes! those buckles get hot hot hot! and i dont bicycle. mostly cause (no i am not lying when i say this) i never learned to ride a bike
     
  5. piecemaker

    piecemaker Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 12, 2008
    Centerville Texas
    I will take Texas heat over Texas winter any day. I don't like the bone chilling cold. Give me 90 degrees over 50 any day
    Piecemaker
     
  6. Boyd

    Boyd Recipient of The Biff Twang

    Mar 14, 2009
    MI
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    i am a misplaced texan, hear me roar.......

    Where I'm at it goes to -20 every year.........................

    50 degree weather is the start of shorts and T shirt weather.
     
  7. gaited horse

    gaited horse Merry Christmas!

    Aug 14, 2008
    Fernley, NV
    I miss texas too.
     

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