The 12 Days of a Poultry Lovers Christmas

[Shayna]

Love it! Merry Christmas!

 

[BantamoftheOpera]

Amazing! I forwarded some of these to chicken friends!

 

[Minniechickmama]

Quote:
Oh, THAT is a good one!

 

[Minniechickmama]

Here are a couple of re-dos from last year...


(Think Bing Crosby's rendition of It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Chickens
All around my yard
There’s Henny and Penny and Jen Laying their eggs again
With colors from white to brown and blue and green.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Chickens
Soon there will be more
I making my orders again For hatchin’ and chicks and then
I’ll have the brooder full and warm.

A pair of Cochins in Blue and a Buckeye Roo
Is the wish I’m havin’, my friends.
Hens who all squawk when they go for a walk
And Roos that will be gentlemen
And I can hardly wait until they all start laying again
Bawk Ba Bawk Ba Bawk Ba Bawk Ba Bawk Ba Bawk Ba Bawk!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Chickens
Everywhere I go
There’s coop that looks so grand, and brood house, there it stands.
The sturdy kind that keeps my chooks all warm.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Chickens.
Soon the cocks will crow,
And the thing that will make hens sing is that little roundish thing
Coming out their butts.


[Tis the Season to Be Silly and Witty and just downright goofy!]



O Orpington, O Orpington
Your fluffy butt is so lovely
Not Orfington, Not Orpinton
Some people need to go back to school
It's not just you, it's Winedots too
And I know that there's others too
O Orpington, O Orpington
Oh lay my eggs so yummy!

And yes, folks, I have too much garbage floating around in my head.
But what the heck, it is suppose to be a happy time of year and I am happy!

 

[EweSheep]

I LOVE these Christmas songs!

Keep em coming!

Deck the Halls?

Silent Night?

Bing Crosby's Silver Bells?

Or a real toughie, Ave Maria?

 

[Minniechickmama]

Ava Maria, you say?
My hen's version-

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk
Baaaaawk BawkBawk Baaaaaawwwk BawkBawk

Baaaawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwk Bawk
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Ba-gawk

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Ba-gawk Ba-gawk
Baaaaaaaaaaa-gaaaaaaaaawk Ba-ba-ba gaaaaaaaaaaaaawk
Bawk bu-bu-bu-bu-ba-gawwwwwwk


I need her to work on the rest, it is such a long song for such a small chicken.

 

[Minniechickmama]

Silent Night Chicken Style

Leg-horn White
Gold-en Se-bright

All the hens
In their pens
Coo-ing sounds com-ing
from their roost
Eggs come pop-ping out
In their nests

In the morning Ome-lets we'll enjoy
My pet makes my break-fast

A-mer-au-cana
Black Ja-va

Eggs in Blue
Green ones too
Brown and White, and Speckled ones too
Large and small and Jum-bo too
All my hens are so haaaaa-ppy
Nest-led all in their coop

Leghorn Whiiiiiiiiite
Golden Se-briiiiiiight

 

[Minniechickmama]

Check your nests or you'll be sorry
Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Frozen eggs bring you no glory
Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Heat your nests or collect them often
Cluck cluck cluck
Cluck cluck cluck
Cluck
Cluck
Cluck

Snatch them up put 'em in the bator
Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

 

[sheila3935]

You all are so talented or maybe just too chicken crazy like me but I just love these. Now we need to make a CD and sell it!

 

[Minniechickmama]

Oh, come all ye Chickens
Flying, Running , Flapping
Oh Come ye
Oh come ye to e-eat your scratch

Come and enjoy it
Eat until your crop is full
Oh Come peck up the kernels
Oh Come peck up the kernels
Oh Come peck up the kernels
And don't forget your grit

Oh come all ye Chickens
Squawking, crowing, clucking
Oh Come and lay eggs for me
So I may hatch them
We will have more birds
Little fluffy chickies
Oh come let us hold them
Oh come let us watch them
Oh come and make me just another
Chicken addict!