The 12 Days of a Poultry Lovers Christmas

[gryeyes]

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I am, she said huffily, using my iPad, not the work PC, thank you very much.

 

[Wisher1000]

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Oh, THAT is a good one!

Thank you, Minnie! It was just off the cuff, although, it is to the tune of my favorite Christmas Song. I don't have the creative stamina that you have, I think I'm done. A few years back, my roommate (prior to DH) and I sang our answering machine message to that tune. We used harmony and all and it was too funny. We actually had people we didn't even know calling to hear it. It was passed around by word of mouth. Here it is....

Now when you get this me-es-sage
Then you'll know what it means,
That we are not at home right now
and this is the machine.
But we will try to call you back
as soon as we get home.
Oh, le-eave your message
at the tone,
a-at the tone.
Oh, le-ee-eave your message at the tone.

 

[polishchickens111]

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ETA I don't know why I think it's so funny, the freezer camp part just cracks me up...

 

[ChickLover98]

What about:

Chicken Math
(Jingle Bells)
Composed by CL98!

Chicken Math,
Chicken Math,
Chickens all the way!

Oh what fun it is to get,
More chooks on Christmas Day- Hey!

Chicken Math,
Chicken Math,
Chickens every day!

Oh what fun it is to get,
More chook on Christmas Day- Hey!

Chicks in brooders squak,
Heat lamp shining bright,
What fun it is to see all those,
Chicks on Cristmas Night!

Ohhh,

Chicken Math,
Chicken Math,
Chickens all the way!

Oh what fun it is to get,
More chooks on Christmas Day!