The 2nd Ban the person above you!

[duckluv]

I ban you for being accused of being me.

 

[77horses]

I ban you for banning Poultry Girl for being accused of being you when it really wasn't her fault.

 

[duckluv]

I ban you for splitting the name PoultryGirl apart so it's Poultry Girl.

 

[77horses]

I ban you for being too attentive to small details and mistakes.

 

[duckluv]

I ban you because you banned me because I banned the alfalfa for getting eaten by the cow because the cow was hungry and it wanted the grass to chew some cud later but then the alfalfa was in the way so the cow said "Might as well eat this alfalfa" so then the cow ate the alfalfa and that is the story of why you were banned the end.

 

[77horses]

I ban you because you banned me for apparently having anything to do with the story where you banned the alfalfa when the alfalfa had nothing to do with anything in the first place, nor did the cow that ate it simply because it was hungry and wanted the grass to chew some cud but then the alfalfa was in the way so the cow ate the alfalfa.

 

[PoultryGirl]

I banneth thou, smelly larva, for thou has been observed LICKING SAID COW!

 

[duckluv]

I ban you for copying my way of speech!

 

[Abundant Hope Farm]

I ban you for sticking your tongue out with an emoticon.

 

[User66184]

I ban you for being a chicken lover hehehe !!