If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment
plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment
plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
