The "Asparagus-is-fine-just-not-my-favorite" club!

[KingD]

You hate me. You hate asparagus.

 

[HollowOfWisps]

I both love and hate all vegetables depending on how they are cooked. I've had some nasty rancid asparagus that tasted like someone rolled up dog poop, smothered it in a pound of salt and hailed Hades up to char it. I've also had absolutely amazing asparagus that I could eat like candy. I love all vegetables if they are cooked by someone who knows what they are doing and I'll eat most raw. I really love asparagus when I cook it myself. However, that Cerberus's dog poop Hades baked asparagus still gives me nightmares and I have not eaten at that house since

 

[All4Eggz]

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

All the time. If you don't love it you're a hater. This is a black and white world we live in.

What about @the_peanut_coop?

Woot! Go asparagus!

You're right. Asparagus lovers are insane. No one could ever love asparagus

 

[Everose]

What about @the_peanut_coop?

She's a hater.

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

She's a hater.

Well, okay, if you don't want her on your side, we'll take her!

 

[All4Eggz]

She's a hater.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

No no no no! I like asparagus!

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

No no no no! I like asparagus!

No! Don't do this to me, traitor!

 

[the_peanut_coop]

No! Don't do this to me, traitor!

Okay, I won't. ASPARAGUS IS NEASTY y'all