The Butler Game!

[zsazsa chick]

Sadly, since unicorns do not exist, I may have a bit of a difficulty with that task. However, always wanting to please my dear mistress, I will visit one of my fairytale books and try to bring one to life for you.

Butler! Butler!!! Would you kindly explain to me why unicorns do not exist? Life would be soooo much better with them...

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I-I-I....I ate them all last year, sir. Don't blame me, I was stranded in Unicorn Grove, in Mexico and I was starving! So they did exist but now...I ate them. *cries* I'M SUCH A EVILLLLL PERSON!!!!


Butler, where did my jewel incrested toilet paper holder go?

 

[DinosRBirds]

sorry sir, the toilet was clogged and i had to use something to get it unclogged. tragically, the toildt ate th paper holder and the clog after i flushed it.

geeves, get me the balto statue from central park

 

[zsazsa chick]

So sorry, sir, but that seems quite impossible. Don't ask, I don't quite feel like going into details.

James, fetch me a butler who isn't weird and crazy.

 

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Justin Sir, and NOO!!! I killed all the others so you got owned with a P

BUTLER fetch me a cat and dog.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

The cat's in a tree and the dog won't fetch!


Butler, how come you didn't die when retrieving the titanic from the bottom of the ocean without a snorkling mask?

 

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I didnt try to retrieve the titanic sir. I SUNK the titanic.

Butler, get me the guardians of Gahoole..I want to hear stories of the owls.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

The owls are already in the back yard. They hoot so much at night you might as well eat them or something.


Geeves, get me to the bat mobile!

 

[zsazsa chick]

Sadly, sir, I...ooh! A squirrel!

Butlah, fetch me's somes Unidentified Flying Otters! A whole bunch o' them, and make it snappy. Save some for ScissorChick, too...

And, shame. Shame, shame, shame. Shame on YOU for sinking the Titanic. Shame...shame...shaaaaaaammmmme...

 

[duckluv]

The winged aquatic mammals are in the truck, sir. Species unidentified, they snap.

Butler, I demand that you take away ScissorChick's scissors!