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Here, sir. I took advantage of your excessive weaponry collection + large amount of servants. Each servant was handed a gun or some sort of weapon, and we - with some difficulty, I must say - took over Wal-Mart. The laptop you requested was behind panes of glass and had an alarm system attached, but it was a simple matter for me to simply punch through the glass, take out the laptop, and use my pocketknife to first disable the alarm and then cut off the straps. Here's your computer, sir.