The Cabinet of Owlkins

[StarrNico]

resist, resist

 

[miss heny]

0.o what the ..........

 

[iluvorpingtons]

NO! JOIN THE CYBERCHICKEN! WE MUST WAGE WAR ON HUMANITY!

 

[StarrNico]

 

[iluvorpingtons]

So....are you in? We have free mealworm treats.

 

[StarrNico]

umm, no, have to side with humanity, since I'm not a cyberchicken

What is cyberchicken anyway?

 

[chickenboy190]

I need your Cyberchicken war name for the thread. Yes, it is happening. We are going to start the next war of GJF

Cosmo.....

 

[NinjaRooster]

lets see how you take to a shot gun

THIS is where we all went wrong. Ya see, the correct answer, would be:




30-06. Bolt action.

 

[iluvorpingtons]

We are the species Gallus Galacticus from the planet Alektyaurson descended from chickens flown out to space in search of the purpose of life. By evolving iron feathers and opposable toes, we created technology so advanced your petty species can't even dream of it. We have mastered regurgitation, meaning we can now barf up new bodies when we are almost killed. We destroyed Gallifrey a second time and conquered all other species of Cyberpoultry and stole a time machine that looks like a blue henhouse. Now we plan to destroy Earth for leaving a review for Doctor Who calling the show "pure crap". The Renegade Flock has assembled, but the Royal Cyberflock stands strong. Once the rebels have been disposed of, we will jump-flap-run triumphantly to the Milky Way and destroy the mammals.

 

[iluvorpingtons]

Cosmo.....

One more cyberchicken member and I'm starting the thread!!!