The Cabinet of Owlkins

We are the species Gallus Galacticus from the planet Alektyaurson descended from chickens flown out to space in search of the purpose of life. By evolving iron feathers and opposable toes, we created technology so advanced your petty species can't even dream of it. We have mastered regurgitation, meaning we can now barf up new bodies when we are almost killed. We destroyed Gallifrey a second time and conquered all other species of Cyberpoultry and stole a time machine that looks like a blue henhouse. Now we plan to destroy Earth for leaving a review for Doctor Who calling the show "pure crap". The Renegade Flock has assembled, but the Royal Cyberflock stands strong. Once the rebels have been disposed of, we will jump-flap-run triumphantly to the Milky Way and destroy the mammals.

What about the humans who like Doctor Who?
 
I'm second in command of the humans. But I was once part of the cyberchickens. ._.
 
Also, I wanna restart the Quilin war. But I'm not sure if Cluckins is on board anymore. So if she isn't does anyone wanna be the Quilin enemy (( aka the good guys ))?
 
What about the humans who like Doctor Who?
Unfortunately, our machines will wipe out the entire planet. This is all bad, but, really, we have to get back at that reviewer somehow. Those who try to defend them are the Renegade Flock, our bitter enemies who are tearing the planet apart.
 

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