The Cabinet of Owlkins

[OwlLover]

Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

 

[Homie Four]

Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yes

 

[OwlLover]

How do I make a post on here?

 

[Homie Four]

How do I make a post on here?

You sacrifice a young child

 

[OwlLover]

Why do I have only three teeth?

 

[Homie Four]

Why do I have only three teeth?

Because you're secretly a chipmunk with 3 teeth

 

[OwlLover]

If my house is on fire, what should I do? The flames are everywhere and I can't stop coughing. I'm getting a little scared.

 

[NinjaRooster]

Go home Owl. You've lost it.

 

[OwlLover]

And is it true that we breathe oxygen? Or is it poisonous?

 

[OwlLover]

Go home Owl. You've lost it.

this is home. The walls and the floor of my room are all soft and cushy. I could sleep anywhere I wanted... If only the men in white coats provided me a blanket.