The Cabinet of Owlkins

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iluvorpingtons said:
We are the species Gallus Galacticus from the planet Alektyaurson descended from chickens flown out to space in search of the purpose of life. By evolving iron feathers and opposable toes, we created technology so advanced your petty species can't even dream of it. We have mastered regurgitation, meaning we can now barf up new bodies when we are almost killed. We destroyed Gallifrey a second time and conquered all other species of Cyberpoultry and stole a time machine that looks like a blue henhouse. Now we plan to destroy Earth for leaving a review for Doctor Who calling the show "pure crap". The Renegade Flock has assembled, but the Royal Cyberflock stands strong. Once the rebels have been disposed of, we will jump-flap-run triumphantly to the Milky Way and destroy the mammals.
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Wha????
Silence,this is my planet to conjure!!!!!!!!!!! I will make all slaves!!! Oops, said too much... hehe...
 
scriptkiddieJR said:
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!!!!!!!!
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I will anounce to you petty humans now, surrender, our ship, cloaked, over your planet has our lasers pointed on what our studies show are your most influental areas, Hollywood, USA; New York, USA; London, England; China; and all of the major food producing areas. We also have drones in Yellowstone magma pools, if you do not surrender, you're planet will be destroyed, OBEY NOW!!!!!
 
chickenboy100 said:
I will anounce to you petty humans now, surrender, our ship, cloaked, over your planet has our lasers pointed on what our studies show are your most influental areas, Hollywood, USA; New York, USA; London, England; China; and all of the major food producing areas. We also have drones in Yellowstone magma pools, if you do not surrender, you're planet will be destroyed, OBEY NOW!!!!!
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NEVER!!!!!!!
*Shoots at ship with bolt action rifle Ninja gave*
 

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