The cat is away, so.....

[ranchhand]

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Well normally I wouldn't, but since he's not here and his razor is soooo much easier I figured what the heck.

The revolver is always on the headboard anyways. I think he's gonna buy me a
"snake charmer" for my birthday.
Gonna go sit in HIS recliner and read my mystery book soon.

What is a "snake charmer"? Or can you explain that in a family friendly forum??

 

[gritsar]

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Aw, that sucks. I think if we were both sick at the same time I'd go stay in a hotel at least until he got better.

 

[gritsar]

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Oh sure I can explain it. A snake charmer is a pistol grip, short barreled shotgun:
http://www.snake-charmer.net/

But now I'm thinking of all those things you might think is a snake charmer that can't be explained on a family-friendly forum.

 

[gritsar]

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Gee thanks. Now my beanie weenies don't seem so sinful. We have 3 takeaway restaurants within an hour's drive of here: A KFC, a Mc Donald's and a BK.

 

[ranchhand]

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Oh sure I can explain it. A snake charmer is a pistol grip, short barreled shotgun:
http://www.snake-charmer.net/

But now I'm thinking of all those things you might think is a snake charmer that can't be explained on a family-friendly forum.

Uh oh, I think I love the Snake Charmer II! Just my size and weight!

And oo la la, YES, FrenchHen, the middle of the bed is a real treat! With a big dog on either side, and an 18 lb. cat on my feet.

Debi, when are ya'll going to get well? I want to celebrate that day. You deserve to be well after all the misery!

 

[debilorrah]

Raunchy, You will be the first to know. The good news I have nothing to do this weekend.

 

[seismic wonder2]

When the wife is gone I order Pepparoni and Pineapple Pizza and put 1000 island dressing and parmesan cheese on it.....yum

 

[DuckLady]

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Please define "girl food"- this sounds good!

Non-Meat and taters. Fruits and veggies. Quiche, salads. Stuff that take a lot of time to make and it won't be woofed down in three seconds, but savored with a glass of sparkling wine while watching Steel Magnolias.

 

[chickenbuddy]

SO is the abbreviation of what?

 

[gritsar]

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Significant Other, i.e., the old man I kept around because I like a challenge.