the chicken houdini

Kesta

Pie Crust Malfunction
11 Years
Jul 31, 2008
1,871
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houston tx
i have.............................a chicken houdini!everyday she performs impossible escapes from my yard and my arms. i hold her wings down with my arms and she still frees them and manages to use her wings to hit my face, causing me to let go.her talent is amazing and her name is Lucky the houdini chicken. today she pulled a new trick. she somehow got all the hens to follow her into the garage and lay everywhere! on the furniture(our garage doubles as a tv room) and even on our dryer there were eggs everywhere!and now an ode to lucky the houdini chicken sung to the tune of let it snow.
the chicken outside is missing
and her eeggs are missin as long as she hides them so
let me know let me know let me know
she doesnt show signs of stoppin her escapes seem to be common as long as she escapes so
let me know let me know let me know
 

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