The Chronicles of Stupid, Part II-Wooin' Ain't Easy

[CarriBrown]

A follow up to The Chronicles of Stupid Part I- Life of a Hormonal, Teenaged Cockerel.

As Told By: Drumstick (AKA Stupid) the Cockerel

Today the humans let me out with the objects of my affection. I still do everything I can to catch their attention...

I found some nice dirt in the "corrals", where the mighty beasts live...

...but today, the ladies are too busy. They have found a wonderful pile of dirt by the coop of my nemesis, Kip.

I try the Peeping Tom method, but it does not work....

... so I fight Kip through the fence to show how tough I am...

...the humans broke the fight up, so I decide to watch from afar...

..I get closer... Dooo dee doo... Not paying attention.... What ladies? I'm not stalking any ladies!!!

..I go in for the tail!

I strike again!!! Maybe next weekend...

 

[speckledhen]

Poor, poor Stupid, er, Drumstick. I'd better call him by his rightful name. The poor boy has enough troubles, LOL.

 

[CarriBrown]

Poor Stupid is glad that SOMEBODY is rooting for him!

 

[Southernbelle]

I love it! Don't lose hope Drumstick!

 

[Tutter]

Poor Drumstick, he's not having an easy time, is he?

 

[Slike]

LOL, this reminds me of my golden laced Polish roo Skwisgaar (aka Squishy) a friend got me for my birthday last year. He has *no* idea what to do to make the ladies like him even after 6 months living with em, lol.

Poor Stupid is very cute =p

 

[Acre of Blessings]

Go Drummie! Go Drummie! GOOOO Drummie!!!!!!!!!

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

That was funny.

 

[CarriBrown]

UPDATE!

Stupid just rooster danced our black lab.

Maybe this is part of his plan to take over the entire backyard??

 

[speckledhen]

Um, maybe he should get it right with his own species first? Too funny!