The Chronicles of Stupid, Part II-Wooin' Ain't Easy

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by CarriBrown, May 3, 2008.

  1. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Crowing

    A follow up to The Chronicles of Stupid Part I- Life of a Hormonal, Teenaged Cockerel.

    As Told By: Drumstick (AKA Stupid) the Cockerel

    Today the humans let me out with the objects of my affection. I still do everything I can to catch their attention...

    I found some nice dirt in the "corrals", where the mighty beasts live...


    ...but today, the ladies are too busy. They have found a wonderful pile of dirt by the coop of my nemesis, Kip.


    I try the Peeping Tom method, but it does not work....


    ... so I fight Kip through the fence to show how tough I am...


    ...the humans broke the fight up, so I decide to watch from afar...


    ..I get closer... Dooo dee doo... Not paying attention.... What ladies? I'm not stalking any ladies!!!


    ..I go in for the tail!


    I strike again!!! Maybe next weekend...

  2. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude

    [​IMG] Poor, poor Stupid, er, Drumstick. I'd better call him by his rightful name. The poor boy has enough troubles, LOL.
  3. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Crowing

    Poor Stupid is glad that SOMEBODY is rooting for him! [​IMG]
  4. Southernbelle

    Southernbelle Gone Broody

    Mar 17, 2008
    I love it! Don't lose hope Drumstick!
  5. Tutter

    Tutter Songster

    Apr 12, 2008
    N. California
    Poor Drumstick, he's not having an easy time, is he? [​IMG]
  6. Slike

    Slike Songster

    Dec 1, 2007
    Puna, Big Island, HI
    LOL, this reminds me of my golden laced Polish roo Skwisgaar (aka Squishy) a friend got me for my birthday last year. He has *no* idea what to do to make the ladies like him even after 6 months living with em, lol.

    Poor Stupid is very cute =p
  7. Acre of Blessings

    Acre of Blessings Canning/Sewing Addict

    Apr 3, 2008
    Axton, VA
    Go Drummie! Go Drummie! GOOOO Drummie!!!!!!!!!
  8. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Songster

    Mar 20, 2008
    That was funny.
    [​IMG] [​IMG]
  9. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Crowing


    Stupid just rooster danced our black lab. [​IMG] Maybe this is part of his plan to take over the entire backyard??
  10. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Um, maybe he should get it right with his own species first? Too funny!
    Last edited: May 4, 2008

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