~The Council of Men on BYC~

[Fowl_Odor002]

I dry shave with my bowie knife

 

[starhobo14]

Hmmm, I'm new to the council, and I agree that falling timber & plowing are hard-core manly tasks, however, the whole ducky bedtime story thing is, in my opinion, questionable at best. Now, if it were a story about a duck building a dam in a combat zone, or exploring a dangerous croc-infested backwater, an exception could be made... and of course the duck in the story would have to be named "Drake".

lol!
I was just thinking about how depressing it is where I live. I may have chickens but they are truly backyard. I miss the country....

 

[starhobo14]

I dry shave with my bowie knife

I bath in a tub full of used motor oil and diesel. And to dry off I simply ignite the mix. But in reality, you could actually shave like that....

 

[Egg Crate]

I bath in a tub full of used motor oil and diesel. And to dry off I simply ignite the mix. But in reality, you could actually shave like that....

Bathing and shaving is for sissys! what's next?? brushing teeth! disgusting.........

 

[starhobo14]

Now this thread is getting manly. So manly in fact, after reading I muttered 'bromance' and my left arm fell off. True story.
To make my arm grow back I'm going to make a rope out of my armpit hair and use it to catch and kill a wild boar. Perhaps that will please my manly side and hopefully give me back my arm.

 

[chloezoebob101]

..... um.... thats not very manly.. .... this thread is full of armpits and pee, digusting...

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

I agree with eggcrate! Bathing?!?! Shaving?!?! That's not what the pioneers (who were among the menliest men of all time) did!!! Hobo, you obviously need you 'Man Card' (I feel so pathetically girly saying that) revoked. All in favour?

And only a pure idiot would submerge his mansuit in motor oil. You don't have kids, do you?

 

[starhobo14]

I agree with eggcrate! Bathing?!?! Shaving?!?! That's not what the pioneers (who were among the menliest men of all time) did!!! Hobo, you obviously need you 'Man Card' (I feel so pathetically girly saying that) revoked. All in favour?

And only a pure idiot would submerge his mansuit in motor oil. You don't have kids, do you?

Used motor oil from an old Detroit Diesel. Sir. The is no other more manly oil on the face of this earth. And I'll have you know I have 23 wives and 27 kids. They were all born with a full beard (12 with a full neck beard) and only 3 were female. And those three were also born with a full beard.

 

[chloezoebob101]

I agree with eggcrate! Bathing?!?! Shaving?!?! That's not what the pioneers (who were among the menliest men of all time) did!!! Hobo, you obviously need you 'Man Card' (I feel so pathetically girly saying that) revoked. All in favour?

And only a pure idiot would submerge his mansuit in motor oil. You don't have kids, do you?

unfavor!

 

[chloezoebob101]

Used motor oil from an old Detroit Diesel. Sir. The is no other more manly oil on the face of this earth. And I'll have you know I have 23 wives and 27 kids. They were all born with a full beard (12 with a full neck beard) and only 3 were female. And those three were also born with a full beard.

are you saying.... you only have married 3 ladies?? or are you talking chickens?