~The Council of Men on BYC~

[starhobo14]

are you saying.... you only have married 3 ladies?? or are you talking chickens?

Well I only have 5 hens so... But no. 27. Or 23. My bad. And all of my children have names, but they are all a series of grunts. "Hey grrrr, fetch my used Diesel and oil!!"

 

[chloezoebob101]

wait so you are married right now to that many?? whoa... and half of them have beards?

 

[chloezoebob101]

I'm still confused...

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Jeepers, only a wuss would emasculate himself by dunking in gray motor oil. You are such a girl, Hobo! If you really valued you masculinity, you wouldn't have risked it in such a stupid way! And I hope your done having your family.

 

[starhobo14]

Jeepers, only a wuss would emasculate himself by dunking in gray motor oil. You are such a girl, Hobo! If you really valued you masculinity, you wouldn't have risked it in such a stupid way! And I hope your done having your family.

You are officially the least manly man I have ever met. Defend yourself sir!

 

[chloezoebob101]

theres been less manly...

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Okay, I will! I'm all for recklessness, but not the type that threatens ********** like that. You sir, are dishonorably discharged from that Man-Regiment. Dismissed.


And besides, only a MANLY man can tolerate R. Lee Ermey for 6 Hours Straight!

I'm a real man.

 

[chloezoebob101]

R. lee hermy?? who's that?

 

[Egg Crate]

As long as the old Detroit diesel performed manly work like powering mining equipment or a truck hauling cattle and such - bathing in the used oil would be acceptable - however - the "bathing" ( let's use the word "immersion" please) itself would need to be for a manly purpose also, like for instance going to a boxing event or a NASCAR race.

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Yes agreed.


And R. Lee Ermey?


He's a watermelon's worst nightmare...



HOORAH!