~The Council of Men on BYC~

[starhobo14]

I have NEVER in my life clipped my toenails. And I'm, what, 60?

My shoes made from the hide of bears I take down with one hand wouldn't fit if I didnt do something about my nail trees growing from my feet. The only way I can get the nails off is with an angle grinder. They tend to burn out after one nail though so I need five to cut five nails. I do enjoy my bear shoes. So I must 'groom' to the extent that allows me to enjoy the added power of having bear claws on my feet and eating bear hearts.

 

[starhobo14]

I should also note that my nails dont 'wear off' like wussy girl nails. Only diamond can cut my nails hence the angle grinder with diamond dust on the cutting wheel.

 

[Egg Crate]

Quote:

I wern't climbing no mountain, I was jes gettin out of my cave to go kill sumptin for breakfast.

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Hobo, all that is Mediocre Masculinity at best. You, sir (or should I call you Miss) seem to have an inate understanding of the semi-manly. I'd tell you how a REAL man spends his time, but I'd just be wasting my breathe because I know you're to much of a wussy girl to do any of it.

 

[starhobo14]

Hobo, all that is Mediocre Masculinity at best. You, sir (or should I call you Miss) seem to have an inate understanding of the semi-manly. I'd tell you how a REAL man spends his time, but I'd just be wasting my breathe because I know you're to much of a wussy girl to do any of it.

I do more manly stuff in an hour than you dream of in a year. You and your wussy lady nails.

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Bunsum and Lumberjack -- Real men. Iron Miner and Soldier -- Real men, You, girl.

 

[Egg Crate]

"Diamond" is on the list of banned man-words. The approved man-words for tough cutting implements are "Carbide", "Tungsten" or Carborundum". Any use of the word "Diamond" must be preceeded by the word "Industrial". "Diamond" by itself is a no-no and now I have to douse my keyboard in something foul.

 

[starhobo14]

"Diamond" is on the list of banned man-words. The approved man-words for tough cutting implements are "Carbide", "Tungsten" or Carborundum". "Diamond" is a no-no and now I have to douse my keyboard in something foul.

I tried tungsten. It just made my toe nails stronger.

 

[Egg Crate]

I tried tungsten. It just made my toe nails stronger.

I move to ban all discussion about the above mentioned cartilage from the man-council thread.(unless they are required for a recipe). All in favor?

 

[chloezoebob101]

i can only wonder what you guys REALLY do...