Free waffles would be awesome. Seriously.
I did find free cupcakes in the history building once. Aside from that, though, nada.
And the food on campus is crazy high priced here! We are college students! We pay 300+ for text books we'll use for a couple weeks and sell back for $25! I don't wanna pay for $10 for a piece of stale pizza and and a vaguely fruity flavored water!
But anyways, that's enough of my ranting. (I want another month or so of summer, not ready to return to those hallowed halls!)
No sausages! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO??!!??!