The Dawn of the Quilins: How the War Began

[crazyaboutchickens]

He serves no lord in this war, and chooses no side except his own.
Lurking in the shadows he will travel, always sending a dream back to Ordos.
GJF will survive this, as it has through many thousands of threads before.
There are those who escape, guard, fight, lead, and those who restrain.
Such is the rule of BYC, and neither 'Kin can upset this balance.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

There were no spoons left

So we had to use a fork

From last night's pork


Last night we stayed up till dawn

Eating our ice cream on the lawn

In front of a fawn

GOSH CLUCKINS

THE CORRECT LYRICS ARE

There were no spoons left
So we had to use a fork
To eat our cookies and cream ice cream

Last night we stayed up till dawn
Eating our ice cream on the lawn
In front of a fawn

QUIT BEING SO LAZY

IT'S "AW" NOT "O"

AW!!!

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

The Cluckins is a giant chestnut horse who has an unconditional love for apple flavored cookies. Cluckins has a gigantic army of orange utensils, who are firm believers in the fact that with great power comes great electricity bill. They are close friends with a pink Minotaur. They are based in the Blue Ridge Mountains. They, too, enjoy songs about eating ice cream with a fork. However, the orange utensils much prefer pork flavor, instead of the cookies and cream flavor that the purple dust bunnies cherish... and this is how the war began.

 

[OwlLover]

The Cluckins is a giant chestnut horse who has an unconditional love for apple flavored cookies. Cluckins has a gigantic army of orange utensils, who are firm believers in the fact that with great power comes great electricity bill. They are close friends with a pink Minotaur. They are based in the Blue Ridge Mountains. They, too, enjoy songs about eating ice cream with a fork. However, the orange utensils much prefer pork flavor, instead of the cookies and cream flavor that the purple dust bunnies cherish... and this is how the war began.

AND YOU CALL ME A COPIER

HYPOCRISY AT ITS FINEST

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

YEAH I'M THE MASTER OF HYPOCRISY

 

[Chic CAN]

you are making no sense.... And those are my purple dust bunnies XD

 

[OwlLover]

you are making no sense.... And those are my purple dust bunnies XD

(I hate to quote MLP, because I loathe the show, but...)

WHAT FUN IS THERE IN MAKING SENSE

AND NOT ANYMORE

 

[Chic CAN]

And what happens when Lexus is left waiting to serve diner? She may turn into a Quilin.

 

[Chic CAN]

Well Uri did die.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

TELL HER THAT THE UTENSILS SHALL FLING HER RAPIDLY