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Bandit stared out at the early morning sky. The heavy clouds of dawn hid the sun, but she still found a reason to squint. Or perhaps she was actually narrowing her eyes maliciously.
Bandit puffed up like a indignant broody and tucked one of her feet into her feathers. She appeared to be the smallest, angriest, beardiest, and most not-pink flamingo there ever was. Which, actually, didn’t make her appear to be a flamingo at all, but that’s besides the point.
The puff that was Bandit stared at the horizon. It was almost like she was challenging it, like she had challenged basically everything and everyone else in her beardy life. She clucked a single quiet sentence under her breath.
“It’s time to go beat up some birds.”
Bandit puffed up like a indignant broody and tucked one of her feet into her feathers. She appeared to be the smallest, angriest, beardiest, and most not-pink flamingo there ever was. Which, actually, didn’t make her appear to be a flamingo at all, but that’s besides the point.
The puff that was Bandit stared at the horizon. It was almost like she was challenging it, like she had challenged basically everything and everyone else in her beardy life. She clucked a single quiet sentence under her breath.
“It’s time to go beat up some birds.”