The Duck Ladie's (And her ducks') Thread!

[The Duck Ladie]

Well we don't like it in real-life..

 

[Fluffers]

Your the best! As a reward for your brains I'll give you a sign picture!


You had to start her up?

Daffi i love it!!!

 

[The Duck Ladie]

Any smart person would!

You're ridulous Daffi!
Agreed!

I don't see what's so funny!

We do!

 

[Fluffers]

Can another duck join us?
Is the color Golden rod taken? Hi i'm Irwin
IRWIN!! You just left a squirt on my chair! you are a wild duck what are you doing in my house?!
Sorry
IRWIN DON'T GIVE ME PARASITES

 

[The Duck Ladie]

Can another duck join us?
Is the color Golden rod taken? Hi i'm Irwin
IRWIN!! You just left a squirt on my chair! you are a wild duck what are you doing in my house?!
Sorry

Only if the like me..

NOT! Of course you can join! Let me see... Shirley, which colors are taken?
Let me check...

 

[The Duck Ladie]

These are the colors taken...

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And now... 0

 

[The Duck Ladie]

Oh, yes and ducks, please write in BOLD it looks better and makes sure other ducks know when another duck is writing.
It also makes the humans more annoyed!

Get (bang) off (bang) my(bang) a- (bang) ccount!

 

[Fluffers]

Squeaky keeps protecting her precious pool

Well if you wouldn't leave our pen door open and let the wild ducks in they wouldn't be walking into our pool!
i thought they where your friends!
yea but not when they are all up in your territory filtering in your mud, eating leftovers,swimming in your pool,eating the craneflies that fly in, Ugh! Humans just don't understand common duck knowledge!
what about when you do that in their territory down by the lake!
it's a love/hate relationship.

your pool is fun Squeaky! me and my bro's and sisters and my mom and my friends love it!
i do have to shoo you out a lot though
QUACK QUACK QUACK

 

[Fluffers]

i could make a member page! The Duck Lady can edit it in the first post!

 

[The Duck Ladie]

Squeaky keeps protecting her precious pool

Well if you wouldn't leave our pen door open and let the wild ducks in they wouldn't be walking into our pool!
i thought they where your friends!
yea but not when they are all up in your territory filtering in your mud, eating leftovers,swimming in your pool,eating the craneflies that fly in, Ugh! Humans just don't understand common duck knowledge!
what about when you do that in their territory down by the lake!
it's a love/hate relationship.

your pool is fun Squeaky! me and my bro's and sisters and my mom and my friends love it!
i do have to shoo you out a lot though
QUACK QUACK QUACK

Soooo.. Are any of you girls?

If so do you have pictures of yourselves?