The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by mdbucks, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    The FBI had an opening for an assassin.


    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

    "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
    will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're not the
    right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
    about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The
    agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to kill her husband. She took the
    gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. There was screaming, crashing, banging on
    the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

    The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded
    with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."


    MORAL:
    Women are crazy. Don't mess with them!!!
     
  2. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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  3. theOEGBman

    theOEGBman Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Now that one made me Laugh out Loud!
     
  4. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love it
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  5. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Now, that was a good one!!!
     
  6. ilovemychickies

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  7. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] shouldn't be laughing......but I am
     
  8. KKluckers

    KKluckers Time Out

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    I love reading your jokes. [​IMG] Truth be told, some women are crazy and that is a fact. [​IMG]
     
  9. Fancy Feather Poultry

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  10. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That was a good one. [​IMG]
     

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