The "get to 1,000 pages before 12/31/12" thread

[Scooter&Suzie]

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

You are too little to smoke.

 

[Marty1876]

One day a man looked at his wife, and says "honey, you are the single most beautifull woman I've ever seen......and you are still lovely now. I have always appreciated your beauty
but it leaves me wondering one thing....why are you so stupid? I mean, really, your not a really bright light."

"Oh, dear, I think I have an answer to your question" she said after a minute.

"You do?? Whats the answer?" said her very surprised mate.

"I'm beautiful, so that you would see me, and want to marry me. And I'm stupid, so that I'd marry you!"

 

[Disco Hen]

I hope we get to 1,000 pages

 

[Marty1876]

Here is one of my Jumbo Corturnix Quail egg vs Standard Large Chicken egg (out of fridge- I keep ducks and thier eggs vary a lot more in size)

 

[Dapplepony]

Awwwww, isa little teeny weeny eggin!

 

[Disco Hen]

I think we are going to make 1,000 pages

. We have TONS of time left, and we are more than 1/2 way!

 

[ChickenPeep]

So true!

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Hi , peoples.

 

[Chickenrandomness]

wussup?

 

[Marty1876]

There was a young man with a buck,
Who decided to go buy a duck,
The duck he did buy,
the light of his eye,
And then theres so many he's stuck!