The humor of non-chicken keeping friends.

[PeiTheCelt]

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...... you sound like my Dad actually (I don't mean to say you are old, I just mean he's one of the few people I know who can refer to themselves as a conservative christian republican hippie environmentalist.. *laughs* It seems like it's an unusual combination. (Christian + Hippie not so uncommon, but you throw conservative republican in there and it seems more rare)..

(not that it has to be rare, just saying in my experience of people those are an unusual combination).

 

[cheeptrick]

I'm very happy to say I've converted a few NON believers!

 

[SimplcitiyAltered]

lol that was a joy to read we actually sell our eggs to the city folks well one guy took home a dozen and his wife threw them away she thought they went bad because they were all brown.

 

[Chelly]

CHICKEN CHEESE - Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

 

[WindyOaksYokes]

Got a new one for you all..... my mother in law came over this morning to bring the DS home... and started in about my nests yet again... I told her it was funny that they all wanted to share the same nests and they wait in line until the other one is finished.... anyways, she said "well I talked to my sister today, and she said they they ALL need their own nests, that they like it better that way"

ummmm then why the HECK are they all fighting over the same nest????????????? I didnt say it... but thought it!!!!!!!!! I have 41 hens... I have 20 nests... ummmm I have more than the suggested amount of nests!!! Go figure... the funny thing is... NONE OF THEM have been able to keep any of their chickens!!!!!!!! They have all been taken by predators, ran off, or died from the weather... the funny part... they are trying to tell US how, what, when, etc care for our chickens!!!!!!!! I'm ready to slap them all!!!! my brother in law (36 years old) says that I dont know what I am talking about that roos do have "weiners" and will kill my hens because I have so many compared to my hens... I have 9 roos... and they gang rape the hens and their weiners so I should get rid of all but one

I really need to quit talking to them about my hens!!!!!!!!!!!! Or walk away when they start talking about something they know NOTHING about!!!!!!!!!

 

[PeiTheCelt]

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wow, I'd never seen a live chicken until college and even I knew that brown eggs were just another natural option for eggs.

And have you ever seen the OUTSIDE of a white egg change colors? I mean? Bwah?

(course, since when did egg laying creatures have mammary glands, so ya' know, I'm not exactly mocking your customers wife anymore than I am my friend.)

 

[PeiTheCelt]

WindyOaksYokes - wow, that's uhmmmm... yeah.

gotta love family, or ya' know, something. *shakes head* Far less entertaining than chicken cheese and way more annoying.

 

[WindyOaksYokes]

LOL I agree... I would rather have people like the chicken cheese over what I have to deal with on a daily bases. And yes.... very annoying!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[seminolewind]

"GANG RAPE"!!!!!! That's hysterically funny. Isn't it the ones who know the least give the "best" advice?
I would have some fun with the in-laws, and tell them some real good stories, like you took 8 of your roosters and got them castrated, 5 of your hens got tired of waiting in line and just squatted and left there egg where they were standing, How bout the roos are mating with eachother? I'm sure there are some good whoppers to tell, its up to you to keep a straight face.

 

[Nichole77]

My dear chicken raising friend claims that I wont get any eggs because I don't have a rooster...