THE INSANITY THREAD

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

Here... Have a house Finch!
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People actually keep and breed them in Italy all the time! They're usually used as practice for goshawks or other small raptors when they're being trained to hunt prey!

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

and the connection is that there was sparrow in that pen and I meant to catch it...

I wanna keep it. Imma go check if it's still there

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

…House Finch?

SPARROW, It's 2am and I'm not thinking properly

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

I wanna keep it. Imma go check if it's still there

KEEP ITTTTT!!!!!!!!

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

OH MY GOODNESS. I FORGOT TO FEED SOME OF MY CHICKENS LAST NIGHT TOO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME





and the connection is that there was sparrow in that pen and I meant to catch it...

Oh gosh well I hope they're alright

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

"I hope you get a kidney stone the size of a nickel" has to be one of the most bizzare and weirdly terrifying threats ever

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

KEEP ITTTTT!!!!!!!!

It gone I dont really have somewhere for another bird cage tho...

Oh gosh well I hope they're alright

Yeah, they fine. They had some leftovers. Me just stupid.

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

You can put the high in highschool by putting weed in the vents so that everyone slowly starts getting super high

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

You can put the high in highschool by putting weed in the vents so that everyone slowly starts getting super high

This is why I was homeschooled

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

Muffet claimed the goose water.