THE INSANITY THREAD

[Luckyhen006]

*clears throat*

Now his hat was not all he wore so proudly, I must in fact share more than that, for upon his lap there sat a treat so fondly,
OF CHOCOLATE THIS, AND CHOCOLATE THAT

 

[Luckyhen006]

Now his hat was not all he wore so proudly, I must in fact share more than that, for upon his lap there sat a treat so fondly,
OF CHOCOLATE THIS, AND CHOCOLATE THAT

Deliciousness that makes him feel so dandy
A chocolate bliss, a chocolate snack
Confections such as these are more than candy
Somewhat like life, a box that–

 

[Luckyhen006]

I HAVE MY CHOCOLATE PLACED UPON MY LAP, I FEEL SO GOOD, YOU JUST CAN'T TOP THAT

 

[Luckyhen006]

I HAVE MY SNACK, A CHOCOLATE PACK, OF CHOCOLATE THIS, AND CHOCOLATE THAT

 

[Luckyhen006]

OH GOLLY, MR. NEZZER, NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

 

[Luckyhen006]

Now time was passing and the sun grew hotter
Upon his hat and his chocolate snack
So beneath his hat he thought and pondered
What should I do to save my hat?

 

[Luckyhen006]

He thought and contemplated as he perspired beneath his hat

 

[Luckyhen006]

HE FEARED HIS TREATS WOULD SOON RETIRE, INTO A POOL– A CHOCOLATE VAT

 

[Luckyhen006]

*Some lyrics later*

 

[Luckyhen006]

A BIG SQUASH JUST SAT UPON MY HAT!
A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SQUASHED MY HAT REAL FLAT