THE INSANITY THREAD

[notabitail]

BECAUSE I WANTED TO. LEAVE ME ALONE.

No.

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

There's not anywhere in Italy to get nice destructable birds toys? She doesn't like birds safe plants? Veggies?

She shows very little interest in veggies and she doesn't like 95% of the destructible toys I've given her, she just loves her toilet roll and basically nothing else, and she's still TERRIFIED of water and baths and she's 110% a Velcro bird

 

[notabitail]

I've tried everything, the only thing she'll actually play with is toilet paper rolls and actual paper... She'll jump on her back and play with it in the air

This is the best photo I could get if her doing it a few days ago, she LOVES my phone and rubs to it whenever she sees it
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What is her name?

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

Does she have a swing?

YOU GENIUS!!!!!! I HAVEN'T TRIED THAT YET!!! THAT MIGHT HELP!!!!

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

My head rn thanks to Gig

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

What is her name?

Tofu aka Tofu the terror

 

[Sir Sacabambaspis]

My head rn thanks to Gig

"And me "

 

[notabitail]

Tofu aka Tofu the terror

Oh. I was going to say if it was a new one name it Lou. Because it likes loo roll (aka toilet paper or bog roll).

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

She shows very little interest in veggies and she doesn't like 95% of the destructible toys I've given her, she just loves her toilet roll and basically nothing else, and she's still TERRIFIED of water and baths and she's 110% a Velcro bird

I reckon she'd like something like a palm leaf toy... or cork... has she had balsa before?

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

YOU GENIUS!!!!!! I HAVEN'T TRIED THAT YET!!! THAT MIGHT HELP!!!!

I has some form of knowledge floating around the thing called my head