The J-O-K-E thread

[Sandstorm495]

Ok guys. You can make up a joke, or use one already made up. Get started! Anyone can join, the more people, the more jokes!

The rules are simple:

No offensive jokes!

 

[Nutcase]

Here's one I made up:

What do Scottish men wear around their waists?
Belties!

 

[redneck farmer]

Why did the chicken cross the road!!??
To get to the other side!
Hahaha

 

[Sandstorm495]

Why did the bubblegum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chickens foot!