the Joke thread

[TickinChicken]

Put it on my bill

 

[TickinChicken]

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

 

[TheLukeMeister]

I don't know what

Just put it on my bill.

 

[Trucker19]

How do you make a fruit punch

 

[TickinChicken]

Give it boxing/wrestling lessons

 

[TickinChicken]

Can February March?

 

[Trucker19]

I forgot to add to my first post you cant look up the answers.

 

[Trucker19]

Can February March?

I don't know

 

[TickinChicken]

No But April May!

 

[TheLukeMeister]

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?