the joke thread

[quackers57]

Any jokes so long as they follow byc rules.
I'll start, what's green has 6 legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree?






A snooker table.

 

[chicken04]

Here's one. Chicken talking, I dream of a world where chickens can cross the rode with out having there motives questioned.

 

[quackers57]

Lol

 

[chickybobby]

What do you call a viking with a protractor?




An Angle-Saxon!




made by me

 

[chickybobby]

when in rome what does cupid use?




Eros





made by me

 

[quackers57]

What did the envelope say to the stamp?



Stick with me and we will go places.

 

[chickybobby]

What did the envelope say to the stamp?



Stick with me and we will go places.

hahahahaha

 

[quackers57]

What did the duck say when it bought a lipstick?



Put it on my bill.

 

[quackers57]

What do you call a viking with a protractor?




An Angle-Saxon!




made by me

Lol

 

[quackers57]

What do you call a pig that does karate?






A pork chop.