Arg ye scallywags, Gertrude be shark bait. She did no have enough legs, that “One Legged Gertrude”. Aye, she did walk the plank, and now she do be in Davy Jones’ locker, on my aged grandmother she do be ye surviving pirates hoist the sail and weather the storms for ye fallen crew mates!!
Oops, my mistake! I neant ye c'n hang ME from the yardarm ...if'n I do! Blimey it's hard to see the letters on this keyboard with a patch over one eye! 'Specially when it's on the wrong eye, forsooth!
Did you see the moon this morning? It was huge!
Shore did!
