The Moonshiner's farewell to Leghorns

[Dovethesilkie]

Add some Sumatra’s in there

 

[Amer]

Extra shredding

Jaded Amethyst Bearded Devil Patio Scrubber Dragons

I read "potato scrubber" so you might have to add that to the name.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

You’re right.
Geese?View attachment 2827632

Guineas?
Guineas and geese?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Or does it?
But hey, in the mean time here's some Moony random knowledge for you to remember.
"He who laughs last, thinks the slowest"

So if everybody laughs at the same time, is everyone really fast or really slow?
Special or spatial, Mooney? Which is it?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

They are so hateful when they are breeding

Aren't most things --

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Ok here's what I'm thinking.
I would assume this to be a 10 year project so it should be safe to say I can get it done in 5.
If anyone has any other ideas they're welcome to throw them out there though I'm sure I won't listen to them.

Crested. Preferably mullet shaped
V comb. Devil horn like
Tuffs, muffs and beard. Turkey like beard would be awesome too
Naked neck
Long tail
Extra long legs but also super thick like those elephantiasis looking birds
Multi spur. 3 spurs on right leg, 1 on the left
Clean legs. Don't want anyone thinking they have Cochin blood.
Black skin
MF and blue MF pattern
Frizzled and non frizzled
Neon blue lobes
Laughing, long crow. Hens too although their crow will sound more like a school girl's giggle
Lays pink, purple, blue, green, olive, dark brown and creme eggs. Preferably alternating colors daily.
Prolific layer 300+
Roosters go broody several times a year but are not feminine.
Roosters need to be savage protectors. Like LIege Fighters I want them to take on lions, tigers and bears.
Light weight and fast
Exceptional runners, flyers and swimmers
Also be cool if they'd dig burrows too
Highly intelligent. I miss playing tic tac toe against chickens.

Well that's just off the top of my head so I'm sure some other things may be added.

I vote mullet.

 

[The Moonshiner]

So if everybody laughs at the same time, is everyone really fast or really slow?
Special or spatial, Mooney? Which is it?

Probably some of each. The slow thinkers are just aware enough to laugh when everyone else does so to not give themselves away.
We've all seen someone laugh at a joke that they didn't get.
Special.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I'll cook and clean for you like a wife would, plus

I am stunned and speechless

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

He made NN bantam Cochins. So I'm going to say yes. Yes he would.

He WHAT!?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I am stunned and speechless

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