The Moonshiner's Leghorns

[Amer]

Kinda obsessed with the German Langshan weirdos tho

 

[black_cat]

I always think they look a little ridiculous. Interesting? Yes. Next in line for Poultry’s Top Model? Nooooo
The HEAD is larger than the TAIL
View attachment 2479569 The worst thing is, the “beauty” sort of grows on you, like those horrid German Beauty Homers. Or stilty Wyandottes
View attachment 2479574View attachment 2479570 European beauty standards, I tell ya!

I LOVE their giant combs, though. but WHAT is going on with that leggy wyandotte

 

[black_cat]

Kinda obsessed with the German Langshan weirdos thoView attachment 2479578

I feel like I'd like them better if the legs were further forward on the bird

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

The worst thing is, the “beauty” sort of grows on you, like those horrid German Beauty Homers. Or stilty Wyandottes
View attachment 2479574View attachment 2479570 European beauty standards, I tell ya!

Hasn’t grown on me yet.

 

[Amer]

Americans: Let’s enhance the beauty and utility of our poultry. The more gorgeous, flowing tail and backline, the better.
Most of Europe: Let’s exaggerate each breed as much as we can and make sure they still have utility qualities but also totally ignore how the tail looks.
Germans: LEGS

 

[Miami Leghorn]

 

[Amer]

I feel like I'd like them better if the legs were further forward on the bird

:0 then they’d look like a human who began the transition to chicken
That’s horrifying
LETS DO IT

 

[black_cat]

Americans: Let’s enhance the beauty and utility of our poultry. The more gorgeous, flowing tail and backline, the better.
Most of Europe: Let’s exaggerate each breed as much as we can and make sure they still have utility qualities but also totally ignore how the tail looks.
Germans: LEGS

THis sounds like my friend wrote it I'm now having a crisis because you sound EXACTLY like him lol

 

[Amer]

I LOVE their giant combs, though. but WHAT is going on with that leggy wyandotte

Yeah, the more I see those combs, the more the traitorous and illogical lobe of my brain loves it. And I dislike this about myself.

 

[Amer]

Hasn’t grown on me yet.

Then you are fortunate, as your sanity is still clearly intact.

THis sounds like my friend wrote it I'm now having a crisis because you sound EXACTLY like him lol

whOOP
Can I meet this friend? We think a lot a like. I thought that it would be a rare few who make this connection.
XD