The Moonshiner's Leghorns

[Miami Leghorn]

You know I just can't help but think that all of these varieties are not too far away somewhere in the state of Missouri.... isn't Missouri the SHOW-ME State?

 

[Painted Calls]

It's also the state of no effing cell signal.

 

[ShrekDawg]

It's also the state of no effing cell signal.

 

[ColtHandorf]

I might be missing something, but what's a cockerel pullet breeder?

I quoted this to explain in case it got lost in the eye-candy. It did not. Most breeds were the pattern is dimorphic between the two sexes have pullet and cockerel lines. It's not as common in solid colored breeds IMO.

Where his neck at though?

Him is stuffed in a photo box. If you had something that big on your head you'd smoosh your neck down to keep it from touching the roof too.

Imagine driving your car with this hairstyle.

My granny did. Beehive with a modified French twist. This is why they rode with the top down...lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

I quoted this to explain in case it got lost in the eye-candy. It did not. Most breeds were the pattern is dimorphic between the two sexes have pullet and cockerel lines. It's not as common in solid colored breeds IMO.

Him is stuffed in a photo box. If you had something that big on your head you'd smoosh your neck down to keep it from touching the roof too.

Imagine driving your car with this hairstyle.
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My granny did. Beehive with a modified French twist. This is why they rode with the top down...lol

But wouldn’t having the top down just mess up the hair?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I quoted this to explain in case it got lost in the eye-candy. It did not. Most breeds were the pattern is dimorphic between the two sexes have pullet and cockerel lines. It's not as common in solid colored breeds IMO.

Him is stuffed in a photo box. If you had something that big on your head you'd smoosh your neck down to keep it from touching the roof too.

Imagine driving your car with this hairstyle.
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My granny did. Beehive with a modified French twist. This is why they rode with the top down...lol

I'm trying to imagine myself with any of these hairstyles, and it's just... I dunno, man, it's just not working right. I love beehives, but I don't think that I have enough hair.
Props to the ladies who can wear them well, though.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

But wouldn’t having the top down just mess up the hair?

Pins and spray, pup, pins and spray. Maybe a hat.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Pins and spray, pup, pins and spray. Maybe a hat.

 

[Painted Calls]

I quoted this to explain in case it got lost in the eye-candy. It did not. Most breeds were the pattern is dimorphic between the two sexes have pullet and cockerel lines. It's not as common in solid colored breeds IMO.

Him is stuffed in a photo box. If you had something that big on your head you'd smoosh your neck down to keep it from touching the roof too.

Imagine driving your car with this hairstyle.
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My granny did. Beehive with a modified French twist. This is why they rode with the top down...lol

Didn't even notice the photo box. Was too distracted by that awful posture. Maybe they need a bigger box if they want to make their birds look good?

 

[Miami Leghorn]

It's also the state of no effing cell signal.

Is that what they call it now?....

No, seriously I can relate...where I live it's really bad as well. I have to stand near the dining room window on one corner only to get a clear signal.