The Moonshiner's Leghorns

I was thinking something like Buff Cornish
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NO! I am struggling to think of something more hideous off the top of my head. The only acceptable Buff birds are English Orpingtons, Buff-laced Polish, and possibly Buff Cochins. Imagine Buff on a tight-feathered breed like that with their stupid legs and naked breast.

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They're actually one of my favorite Cornish colors
 
Oooo, one of those fancy feeders the pest peddler man makes and peddles on here?
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So I got the boy a box of cereal few days ago.
After a day or so he drug it out because he'll eat it straight from the box.
In a panic he declared that a rat must have been eating them. WTH? The bottom corner of the box had been crushed somewhat at some point. He swore it was rat damage. The boy is a strange one.
I had to argue with him for several minutes over it. I finally won him over when we removed the bag from the box and there was no hole in it.
Idk where he got the idea from. We've never had rat damaged food. I don't even think he's ever seen a rat IRL.
Idk but for a brief moment I wondered if big Al's treadle feeder could be used for cereal 🤔.
 

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