The Most Dangerous Coffee Shop Chat Thread

Can a coffee shop be potentially dangerous?

  • Yes

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No but coffee can make me potentially dangerous.

    Votes: 7 38.9%

  • HeavensHens88

    Votes: 7 38.9%
  • Total voters
    18
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Rose Quartz said:
(hahaha, you guys are not having a good time. Mean while Kipp and Fred are remarkably safe. Sounds like it's time for something bad to happen.)
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AMERAUCANAS4REAL said:
In addition my band director is a living meme.
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Dude, my precalc/AP Physics teacher is too. He went to Australia after his college girlfriend broke up with him, he's married now and his wife is apparently the sweetest thing, in contrast to his nihilistic, sarcastic, dry sense of humor, he stole a chair from his last school only to find our school provided the exact same one, and he's constantly roasting his students. Some notable quotes:
"Some math teachers try to convince you math is fun, but I just accept the inevitable."
"Apparently I was the reason a student didn't choose *our high school,* but the jokes on her, cuz I went and taught at *rival high school* and had her for two classes."
"I don't get sick." *Weren't you out for two weeks last year coughing blood?* "ThaT WaS difFeRent."
 
Rubysword said:
Dude, my precalc/AP Physics teacher is too. He went to Australia after his college girlfriend broke up with him, he's married now and his wife is apparently the sweetest thing, in contrast to his nihilistic, sarcastic, dry sense of humor, he stole a chair from his last school only to find our school provided the exact same one, and he's constantly roasting his students. Some notable quotes:
"Some math teachers try to convince you math is fun, but I just accept the inevitable."
"Apparently I was the reason a student didn't choose *our high school,* but the jokes on her, cuz I went and taught at *rival high school* and had her for two classes."
"I don't get sick." *Weren't you out for two weeks last year coughing blood?* "ThaT WaS difFeRent."
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I had a science teacher like that but he did it to be funny so he was fairly popular with the kids. I took that to my advantage and burned a kid by describing recessive genetics.


Lol my bad director is the polar opposite he uses self-invented onomatopoeia on a daily basis. For example ”Shagadooga!”
And he'll say stuff like ”You get a brownie point!” and he will talk super fast. He's legit.
 

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