You kill me! Too funny!Go Sally Go!!
In two months I will be gathering Orpington eggs..I hope..that Cockerel is just about as slow as can be about breeding. He grabs a mouth full of feathers, hops on and as soon as the hen makes a noise, he hops off. I put the other cockerel in the pen, just to show him how it is done. My barnyard cockerel got the job done in less than 5 minutes including the wine and dinner before the special moment, reminded me of my X.
I caught Johnny trying to mate one of the big girls the other day. He took a beakful of feathers, got on top and did an immediate face plant in the dirt in front of the hen! He is on average taking three shots on every attempt. The poor hen is taking it in stride but I laugh whenever I catch them doing the deed. No other cockerel to show Johnny how it's done. Pitiful!
