The never ending joys of my sleeptalking/walking

[allanimals21]

My future hubby is a plumber. He talks in his sleep all the time. The reason I mention the proffesion is because of one of the funniest nights...

DF: Its national toilet day

Me: What?

DF: Its national toilet day tomorow (slightly irritated tone)

Me: (laughing) OK and?

DF: Just take a dookie in it and make it better (irritated tone)

Me: (almost peeing my pants laughing) alrighty then

Then finally my laughing woke him up.

I've also had him give me orders for a job he is working on in his sleep. He has held actual conversations that I swear he is awake and the next day he doesn't have a clue what I'm talking about.

 

[Mrs. Cannon]

I was unaware of this! Lol I'll be better prepared for national toilet day next time it rolls around!

 

[Kaitie09]

I'm a sleep talker. I tend to just ramble on about nonsense. However, my mom says that sometimes she'll come into my room to tell me something, and I will sit straight up in bed, look at her, and answer her with the weirdest answers. Then I will fall backwards onto my pillow and be asleep again. I was camping with my friends and they said that I woke them all up yelling about something, but they could not understand me.

 

[bt03]

My family is riddled with sleep talking/ walking people! My brother can have whole conversations with you but not remember a thing the next day and another brother will walk to the end of the earth if you don't lock all the doors. My husband will talk and talk last night he kept telling me not to fall but asking if I had fount "it" but don't fall. The one that takes the cake is my daughter, she has always laughed and said silly little girl things but in the last year she has started singing. Yes, whole song singing at the top of her lungs. I can't wait until she gets older and I can show her the videos I have made of her little performances

 

[schellie69]

My oldest DD and her best friend both talk in their sleep one night I went down to tell them to shut up well they were having this conversation in their sleep.
I get an idea I start asking them questions and sure enough they answer me. I found out that if I want to know anything wait tell they are a sleep and ask.

My DD hates this because I can get any answer I want and its the truth. For the longest time she had no idea how I knew so much about what was going on. Until I finally told her that she talks and answers questions in her sleep. I still use it sometimes. I have found out some very interesting things and then talked her about it later and she was like how

did you know that.

 

[Stacykins]

I used to be a sleepwalker when I was a lot younger. One time, I apparently opened all the cabinets and drawers in the kitchen and was about to go do other stuff when my Dad led me back to bed. Also, my sleeping self apparently really wanted to go outside most of the time. Thankfully, my parents found locking the chain dead bolt thwarted me in my sleep (I guess I couldn't figure it out while sleeping) so that kept me indoors. Before they used it, they'd catch me on my way out when they heard the front door opening in the middle of the night! Once they used the chain lock, they'd just find my pulling futilely on the door and bring me back to bed.

 

[Mrs. Cannon]

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This is so awesomly evil in a good way! I would so the same

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[Buugette]

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Oh my... just wrong... blackmail singing videos... LOL.... use them wisely...

 

[awesomefowl]

 

[jtbrown]

My husband is a machinist, I have been woken up several times, because he is asking about a work order, where the stock for a certain job is kept, etc. I wish it were funnier, sometimes he wakes up if I talk back to him too much. He is usually very confused and not quite amused about it. I on the other hand still find it quite endearing, it doesn't happen often.