My vet tried to give me a kitten. She even offered free vet care for it. I said no ma'am, two cats and a dog (not to mention all the chicken expenses) are enough.
Luckily I am able to take care of the 'small stuff'. My veterinarian and I have been friends for more than 50 yeas, and I get a 30% bill discount.
You two have some amazing vets!