That is what I was trying to convey!
He's a pup

But now he can make use of all those offers to join AARP. DD1 got one when she was 17. So bizarre I actually called them. They, like a lot of other places, buy mailing lists and shotgun the offers. I don't know what list she was on that made them think she was mid fifties, heck she turned 25 a week ago and is still subscribing to Cricket magazine!
Yep. But USPS is the only "bulk" carrier that will ship live animals. DW has gotten tropical fish to ship out.