Oh, so you mean I wasn't special? 

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Oh, so you mean I wasn't special?![]()
X2Of course you're special!
oh man, you are one brave lady, i would have never thought fast like you so glad you're so smartMy son bought me an record player several years ago. JUST after I sold nearly all my LPs- needed the $$. The Half price store offered me a piddly 25Cents each. I walked out. Some man heard me and said he would pay much more. I told him the address and said it would take me such and such a time to walk home. I DID not want to ride with him.
When I got home he was already parked in my driveway.
It was broad daylight and my neighbors across the street were home - people used to look out for each other then.I felt good about that.
Told him I would bring the records down, he was at my bedroom door before I got there.
The only thing I had going for me is I can appear appear to be perfectly calm, when I am screaming on the inside. It has served me well on several occasions.
He took nearly all my records for $ 2. each and said I had them stored well, so he didn't need to try any first. Offered me a check, I said I only take cash. Took off to find an automated teller. Paid, left, fine.
A short time later he called and said if he wasn't married he would ask me out. WHAT???
I lied and said I had a boyfriend and wasn't planning to give him up. GEEZ. No wonder I prefer to be a hermit.
Another time some punks in the neighborhood were harassing me - can't remember why but the leader, came up to me and let me know all the things he could do to me. I said
" Go ahead, it takes a pretty BIG man to abuse a an old arthritic lady.Plus it's a felony if you assault a senior citizen." "Your buddies will be embarassed by you." He got a weird look on his face. I offered him a solution.
I told him we could both laugh,shake hands and smile like we actually knew each other. It worked. I don't know what he said to his gang BUT, I locked myself in the house and stayed there. And also had a major crying jag.
thank you both, with that think I'm going back to bed.
you really need a sawed off shotgun, my momma had oneSometimes I wish I really had a big, bad dog but, I would be afraid the first bullet would be for him.
x3Of course you're special!