The NFC B-Day Chat Thread

[sourland]

There has been a lot of trouble with gutters recently.

 

[WVduckchick]

I have a new plan to stay away from gutters....

Sorry about Petey Debby, that's just horrible. Never ceases to amaze me, the gall of some people.

 

[Blooie]

That's right Eggsy, it only happens NOW and then. But, I really think it is because the gutters need cleaning badly. I'm trying to wait till those nasty Maple trees around me, throw down their wormy things and then the propeller things, so the gutters may stay clear till fall (gutter cleaning again).

Thank you for showing you pay attention when I rant and rave.

Excuse me? I pay attention!!! It's just that yours usually so closely parallel mine I get distrac.......SQUIRREL!!!!

 

[Pork Pie]

How the 7 from my alienated sister turned out the way they did is a testament to her second husband - who was the brother of her first husband' Interesting family dynamic.

And related to WV?

 

[Pork Pie]

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. It appears that i have been guilty of misinforming you of national holidays, sometimes, at least (due to time differences). So this is actually yesterdays (or todays, if you are still awake).

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Today's holiday list:

Today is Celebrate Teen Literature Day!

Today is Children With Alopecia Day!
- i have the maturity of a child and I'm bald - guess this is almost my day!
Today is Dreams of Reason Feast Day!

Today is Ex Spouse Day!
- possibly relevant to a few
Today is International Moment of Laughter Day!
too early for that
Today is Look up at the Sky Day!
- not if you're a pig, they can't
Today is National Dolphin Day!

Today is National Pecan Day!

Today is Pan American Day!
- you all celebrate using the same skillet?
Today is Pathologists' Assistant Day!
- wonder if theres a national abattoir workers day - same thing
Today is Reach as High as You Can Day! - not very, I'm short

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[Tumbling K]

Good morning everyone.

 

[N F C]

Good morning Chris & Berts!

Chris, thanks for starting my morning off with a grin...I enjoyed the commentary on the holidays.

Speaking of holidays, someone does have a birthday coming up but I'm not sure if their date starts with a 1 or a 2. Ahem, Chris, care to enlighten?

 

[Pork Pie]

Hi Debby / BertS!

Birthdays? BertS asked that yesterday

Personally, I'm always the kinda chap that likes a double rather than a single.

Just been looking at bicycles - I suggested to DW a while ago that i should get a motorbike, but remembered that i was great at falling off in the UK where the road surfaces are ok, so thought better of it here in Kenya. So bicycle it is and since DW is going to BertS neck of the woods next month, i thought I'd do a bit of scouting around and see if there are any deals to be had over there.

Gosh, haven't even had lunch yet and I'm due for a siesta - the internet has a lot to answer for!

 

[N F C]

Hi Debby / BertS!

Birthdays? BertS asked that yesterday

Personally, I'm always the kinda chap that likes a double rather than a single.

Just been looking at bicycles - I suggested to DW a while ago that i should get a motorbike, but remembered that i was great at falling off in the UK where the road surfaces are ok, so thought better of it here in Kenya. So bicycle it is and since DW is going to BertS neck of the woods next month, i thought I'd do a bit of scouting around and see if there are any deals to be had over there.

Gosh, haven't even had lunch yet and I'm due for a siesta - the internet has a lot to answer for!

If DW brings you back a bicycle, don't forget to ask for a helmet too!

 

[Pork Pie]

I will indeed Debby, but there's not much to to protect to be honest!

Siesta time now - see you in a short while