I know what you mean - we replaced ALL our windows last year - they are quite dirty, but no haze in between those double panes
Exploded a just laid egg today in the microwave - it had..a little more than acceptable poop on it today..so washed it, cracked it into a pyrex measuring cup and popped it into the microwave...Sounded like an early 4th firecracker...Forgot to at least prick or scramble it....There was egg all inside the appliance, even on the ceiling. Guess that's a Senior Moment?
Did you ever hear about the time I exploded a spaghetti squash in the microwave? I poked a few holes in a whole one before I put it in, but apparently that wasn't enough. It was making a hissing sound, and my husband joked, "it's gonna blow!" Less than a minute later, it did; there was a terrific bang that blew the door open. The emptied-out shell wound up on the kitchen floor, and there was damp yellow silly string everywhere, and I mean everywhere. I was finding stray strands in out-of-the-way places for days.
My family won't let me live it down. Every so often I get asked what I'm blowing up for dinner, especially when I bring home a spaghetti squash.